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OK, So this is my first pregnancy so I am fully aware that I have no idea what is going on or what to expect.  But, I really thought that when you became pregnant, you would eventually, oh, I don’t know, have a baby!!  I mean, isn’t pregnancy supposed to end at some point?  The only thing that I can think of is that, since I’m as big as an elephant, I’m just going to stay pregnant for as long as they do.  Since elephants carry their babies for 2 years, I only have 14 months to go.  WHOO-HOO!!!  I’ve started having dreams about having a detachable tummy and giving birth to a 12 year old.