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Aug 16 2008

Pregnancy and Where in the Hell is My BABY?!?!?

Published by cherie at 11:09 am under pregnancy Edit This

OK, So this is my first pregnancy so I am fully aware that I have no idea what is going on or what to expect.  But, I really thought that when you became pregnant, you would eventually, oh, I don’t know, have a baby!!  I mean, isn’t pregnancy supposed to end at some point?  The only thing that I can think of is that, since I’m as big as an elephant, I’m just going to stay pregnant for as long as they do.  Since elephants carry their babies for 2 years, I only have 14 months to go.  WHOO-HOO!!!  I’ve started having dreams about having a detachable tummy and giving birth to a 12 year old.

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2 Responses to “Pregnancy and Where in the Hell is My BABY?!?!?”

  1. blondiewriteson 16 Aug 2008 at 4:21 pm edit this

    LOL, you have a ways to go yet. You might want to read some little funnies that will occupy your thoughts for a while. From the Mouth of a Baby. http://talkingbaby.today.com

  2. brandbla8on 28 Aug 2008 at 1:31 pm edit this

    Hey by the way that talkingbaby blog is great fun. I know how you feel though just keep in mind the beautiful baby you will have when the baby is ready. I can remember being 8 months pregnant with my first son and having a dream that he was a egg and then hatched. Through my whole dream I could not seem to catch up with him as he ran and ran from me and now he is 19 and I still cannot catch up. By the way 2 weeks later he was born and I think it was telling me I would be playing catch-up for some time and still am.

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