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These are truly the weirdest, most disgusting things that I have had the misfortune to be exposed to.  I saw a pair of high-heeled crocs the other day and I actually had a seizure.  Being 9 months pregnant, I have been on a quest for the past month to find shoes that would actually fit on my ginormous, swollen hoofs.  The only shoes that I can find that fit are crocs.  I refuse.  I tried a pair on in the store and I died a little inside.  I would rather wear sandles that cut into my feet and cut the circulation off from my toes. 

I am, apparently, not alone in my hate for crocs (it wouldn’t matter if I were alone, I would still hate them!!!!)

The Case Against Crocs

I Hate Crocs Dot Com

Best Page In The Universe (this site is hysterical but NOT FOR KIDS!!!!)

Crocs have inspired parodies:

Even Crocs makes fun of Crocs!!!!!