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This is Nyxi.  She’s a Toy Manchester Terrier.  She is also the most ridiculous dog on the face of the planet.  If the picture isn’t proof enough, I have concrete reasons to back up my claim.  Don’t get me wrong, I love her to death and she is a total sweetie but there are literally dozens of reason why my dog is Ridiculous.  I’ll just cover the top 5:

     #5  She looks like a Doberman Pinscher shrinky dink

     #4  When she jumps up on the couch beside me, sometimes she will actually forget to jump.  She’ll careen full tilt into the couch and smash into it head first because she literally will forget to jump up.

     #3  She is smaller than every, single house cat that I’ve ever seen.

     #2  When she plays fetch (which is her most favorite thing in the whole world!) and she sees a different toy than the one I threw, she will frantically run back and forth between them, dropping one and picking the other up.  She can’t decide which one she wants to bring back to me.  Sometimes, she gets so manic about it, I’m absolutely convinced that her little tiny head is going to explode.

     #1  And the number one reason that my dog is ridiculous:  Her brain is literally the size of a pea!

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