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CRY!  My feet are SO SWOLLEN!!  I look like I have flippers!  I can’t even wear my stupid flip flops because the straps cut into my feet.  The only pair of shoes that I have that are remotely comfortable are sneakers and I have a really, REALLY hard time tying the dumb things!  It’s so bad, that my dad actually took my shoe shopping!  My dad…shoe shopping.  He even willingly went to more than one shoe store!  This is actually pretty monumental for my dad.  The really sad thing is, we weren’t even able to find any shoes that would fit onto my hooves.  I swear, I had normal sized feet before I got pregnant!  Pregnancy is weird!  Do you know what else is weird?  That the e comes before the i in the word weird.  Why is that??  What rule of grammer is that following?  What happened to i before e except after c?  Whew!?!?  OK, I’m done.  I need to go take a nap now.