Jul 20 2008
Pooping on the delivery table?!?!? What the…???
AAAHHHHH!!! Do I really have to worry about this?? I mean, COME ON!!! I just read a stupid article about women pooping on the delivery table while they are giving birth. I guess that they are pushing so hard that it’s hard to control everything down there. Apparently, this happens to a NOT SMALL percentage of women. I made the mistake of freaking out about this in front of my husband. Mr. Sensitive is still laughing. He told me that if I poop on the table, I’ll be hearing about it for the rest of our lives. 
I handled this calmly, by threatening to chop off his naughty bits. He then told me not to worry, if I pooped on the table, he would pull down his pants and crap right there on the floor, that way, no one would even remember me doing it. Geez!!
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You lack some knowledge about childbirth and the preparations that take place prior to delivery.
This totally happened to my sister-in-law to the utter surprise of her husband. Her husband’s reaction was, “OMG! Can someone clean that up?! My kid’s about to be born down there.” I like your husband’s plan, though, that would definitely divert attention.